True Stories
This was definitely the toughest letter I ever signed...
One day I received a surprising letter from Japanese customs, informing me that I tried to import "prohibited items" to Japan.
At first sight I had no idea what they wanted and why they sent me such a letter.
Then I saw the reason.
Erotic Women! Quantity: 10! They accused me of illegally importing 10 Erotic Women into Japan. Not one or two, no, 10 Erotic Women.
But it came better, their letter contained a form I had to fill out to "voluntarily" abandon and dispose the prohibited items.
What should I do? In my head I went through all possible scenarios, for example I could leave Japan and take 10 Erotic Women with me! But then again, I love Japan and its full of Erotic Women, so I decided against it and after a way too long phase of ignoring this letter I finally filled it out and signed it.
Yes, I agree to abandon and dispose Erotic Women in a quantity of 10.
This was definitely the toughest letter I ever wrote in my life and I have no idea what kind of side effects this will have on my libido.
Lucky for me no harm was done to any Erotic Women, but 10 of these books containing tasteful erotic photos by 77 of my photographer colleagues and myself ended now somewhere in a trash bin or in the private libraries of some employees of the Japanese customs.
And this all because some photographs show something we all saw at least once. Even from the inside. At our birth.
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